I suddenly remembered that I was
This is what happens when older
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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs.
She got worried and asked her mom about that
hair.
Her mom calmly said- "that part where hair has
grown is called Monkey,
be proud that your monkey has grown hair"
the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister-"my monkey has
grown hair"
Her sister smiled and said-"that's nothing, mine
is already eating bananas."
Mom fainted. |
| What is the most Dangerous |
To fall in love
.آنقدر بخندي كه دلت درد بگيره
To find mails by the thousands when you return from a
بعد از اينكه از مسافرت برگشتي ببيني
براي مسافرت به يك جاي خوشگل بري
To listen to your favorite song in the radio.
به رختخواب بري و به صداي بارش بارون گوش بدي
To leave the Shower and find that
از حموم كه اومدي بيرون ببيني حو له ات گرمه !
To clear your last exam.
lot, but you want to.
مي خواد ببينيش بهت تلفن كنه
To find money in a pant that you haven't used
توي شلواري كه تو سال گذشته ازش استفاده
faces.
بهش بخندي !!!
Calls at midnight that last for hours.
طول بكشه
To laugh without a reason.
about you.
از شما تعريف مي كنه
To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep
از خواب پاشي و ببيني كه چند ساعت ديگه
person.
مي ياره
To be part of a team.
از بالاي تپه به غروب خورشيد نگاه كني
To make new friends.
In the stomach every time
وقتي "اونو" ميبيني دلت هري
your best friends.
.كساني رو كه دوستشون داري رو خوشحال ببيني
See an old friend again and to feel that the things
يه دوست قديمي رو دوباره ببينيد و
عصر كه شد كنار ساحل قدم بزني
To have somebody tell you that he/she loves you.
things done with stupid friends.
يادت بياد كه دوستاي احمقت چه كارهاي
و بخندي و ....... باز هم بخندي
These are the best moments of life....
Let us learn to cherish them.
زندگي يك هديه است كه بايد ازش لذت برد
چاپلين مي گويد :
زندگي 100 دليل براي گريه كردن
تو 1000 دليل براي خنديدن
9 PHRASES WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don''t Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That''s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That''s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you''re welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women''s way of saying F*** You!
9. Don''t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What''s wrong?" For the woman''s response refer to #3
Communication Board
کامیون کی شن ها رو برد؟
Morphine
باید بیشتر فین کنی
MissCall
دختر نا بالغ را گویند
Freezer
حرف مفت
Suspicious
به لهجه اصفهانی: ساس از بقیه ی حشرات جلو تر است
Johnny Depp
قاتل افسرده
Acer
ای آقا!
Welcome
دهن لق
Manual
من و بقیه
Accessible
عکس سیبیل
Refer
فر کردن مجدد مو
See you later
لات تر به نظر میای!
Good Setting
آن سه چیزِ نیک را گویند: گفتار نیک - کردار نیک - پندار نیک.
Piece of a man who owns a locker
مرتیکه لاکردار!
Above Border
فرامرز
Insecure
این سه نابینا
Business
اشاره به بوزینه در گویش اصفهانى
Legendary
ادارهٔ محافظت از لجن و کثافات شهری
Subsystem
صاحب دستگاه
Velocity
شهری که مردم آن از هر موقعیتی برای ولو شدن استفاده میکنند
Comfortable
بفرمایید سر میز
Long time no see
دارم لونگ میپیچم، نگاه نکن!
Cambridge
شهری که تعداد پلهایش انگشت شمار است
Categorize
نوعی غذای شمالی که با برنج و گوشت گراز طبخ میشود
Jesus
در اصفهان به بچه گویند که دست به چیز داغ نزند
Hairkul
آنکه روی شانههایش مو دارد
Watergate
دروازه دولاب
UNESCO
یونس کجاست؟
Finland
سرزمینی که مردمانش مشکل گرفتگی بینی دارند
Damn You All
دم همتون گرم
Latino
لات بازی ممنوع
Godzilla
خدای استفاده کردن از مرورگر موزیلا
Savage Blog
ساوجبلاغ
Betamethasone
منطقه اى در معرض بتا و از این دست امواج
My Wife Navaz Called,
'How Long Will You Be With That Newspaper?
Will U Come Here And Make UR Darling Daughter Eat Her Food?
همسرم نواز با صدای بلند گفت، تا کی می خوای سرتو توی اون روزنامه فرو کنی؟ میشه بیای و به دختر جونت بگی غذاشو بخوره؟
Farnoosh Tossed The Paper Away And Rushed To The Scene.
شوهر روزنامه رو به کناری انداخت و بسوی آنها رفت
My Only Daughter, Ava Looked Frightened; Tears Were Welling Up In
Her Eyes.
تنها دخترم آوا بنظر وحشت زده می آمد. اشک در چشمهایش پر شده بود
In Front Of Her Was A Bowl Filled To its Brim With Curd Rice.
ظرفی پر از شیربرنج در مقابلش قرار داشت
Ava is A Nice Child, Very Intelligent For Her Age.
آوا دختری زیبا و برای سن خود بسیار باهوش بود
I Cleared My Throat And Picked Up The Bowl. 'Ava, Darling, Why
Don't U Take A Few Mouthful
Of This Curd Rice?
گلویم رو صاف کردم و ظرف را برداشتم و گفتم، چرا چند تا قاشق گنده
نمی خوری؟
Just For Dad's Sake, Dear'.
Ava Softened A Bit And Wiped Her Tears With The Back Of Her
Hands.
فقط بخاطر بابا عزیزم. آوا کمی نرمش نشان داد و با پشت دست اشکهایش
را پاک کرد و گفت
'Ok, Dad. I Will Eat - Not Just A Few Mouthfuls,But The Whole Lot Of
This.
But, U should....' Ava Hesitated.
باشه بابا، می خورم، نه فقط چند قاشق، همه شو می خوردم. ولی شما
باید.... آوا مکث کرد
'Dad, if I Eat This Entire Curd Rice, Will U Give Me Whatever I Ask
For?'
بابا، اگر من تمام این شیر برنج رو بخورم، هرچی خواستم بهم میدی؟
'
Promise'. I Covered The Pink Soft Hand Extended By My Daughter
With Mine, And Clinched The Deal.
دست کوچک دخترم رو که بطرف من دراز شده بود گرفتم و گفتم، قول
میدم. بعد باهاش دست دادم و تعهد کردم
Now I Became A Bit Anxious.
'Ava, Dear, U Shouldn't Insist On Getting A Computer Or Any Such
Expensive Items.
ناگهان مضطرب شدم. گفتم، آوا، عزیزم، نباید برای خریدن کامپیوتر یا یک
چیز گران قیمت اصرار کنی
Dad Does Not Have That kind of Money Right now. Ok?'
بابا از اینجور پولها نداره. باشه؟
'No, Dad. I Do Not Want Anything Expensive'.
Slowly And Painfully,She Finished Eating The Whole Quantity.
نه بابا. من هیچ چیز گران قیمتی نمی خوام.
و با حالتی دردناک تمام شیربرنج رو فرو داد.
I Was Silently Angry With My Wife And My Mother For Forcing My
Child To Eat Something That She Detested.
در سکوت از دست همسرم و مادرم که بچه رو وادار به خوردن چیزی که
دوست نداشت کرده بودن عصبانی بودم
After The Ordeal Was Through, Ava Came To Me With Her Eyes Wide
With Expectation.
وقتی غذا تمام شد آوا نزد من آمد. انتظار در چشمانش موج میزد
All Our Attention Was On Her.
'Dad, I Want To Have My Head Shaved Off, This Sunday!'
همه ما به او توجه کرده بودیم. آوا گفت، من می خوام سرمو تیغ بندازم.
همین یکشنبه
Was Her Demand..
'Atrocious!' Shouted My Wife, 'A Girl Child Having Her Head Shaved
Off?
Impossible!'
'Never in Our Family!'
My Mother Rasped.
'She Has Been Watching Too Much Of Television. Our Culture is
Getting Totally Spoiled With These TV Programs!'
تقاضای او همین بود.
همسرم جیغ زد و گفت، وحشتناکه. یک دختر بچه سرشو تیغ بندازه؟
غیرممکنه. نه در خانواده ما. و مادرم با صدای گوشخراشش گفت، فرهنگ ما
با این برنامه های تلویزیونی داره کاملا نابود میشه
'Ava, Darling, Why Don't U Ask For Something Else? We Will Be Sad
Seeing U With A Clean-Shaven Head.'
گفتم، آوا، عزیزم، چرا یک چیز دیگه نمی خوای؟ ما از دیدن سر تیغ خورده تو
غمگین می شیم
'Please, Ava, Why Don't U Try To Understand Our Feelings?'
خواهش می کنم، عزیزم، چرا سعی نمی کنی احساس ما رو بفهمی؟
I Tried To Plead With Her.
'Dad, U Saw How Difficult It Was For Me To Eat That Curd Rice'.
سعی کردم از او خواهش کنم. آوا گفت، بابا، دیدی که خوردن اون شیربرنج
چقدر برای من سخت بود
Ava Was in Tears.
'And U Promised To Grant Me Whatever I Ask For. Now,U Are Going
Back On UR Words.
آوا اشک می ریخت. و شما بمن قول دادی تا هرچی می خوام بهم بدی.
حالا می خوای بزنی زیر قولت
It Was Time For Me To Call The Shots.
'Our Promise Must Be Kept.'
حالا نوبت من بود تا خودم رو نشون بدم. گفتم، مرده و قولش
'Are U Out Of UR Mind?' Chorused My Mother And Wife.
مادر و همسرم با هم فریاد زدن که، مگر دیوانه شدی؟
'No. If We Go Back On Our Promises She Will Never Learn To Honour
Her Own.
نه. اگر به قولی که می دیم عمل نکنیم اون هیچوقت یاد نمی گیره به حرف
خودش احترام بذاره
Ava, UR wish Will B Fulfilled.'
آوا، آرزوی تو برآورده میشه
With Her Head Clean-Shaven, Ava Had A Round-Face, And Her Eyes
Looked Big And Beautiful.
آوا با سر تراشیده شده صورتی گرد و چشمهای درشت زیبائی پیدا کرده
بود
On Monday Morning, I Dropped Her At Her School.
It Was A Sight To Watch My Hairless Ava Walking Towards Her
Classroom
..
She Turned Around And Waved. I Waved Back With A Smile
.
صبح روز دوشنبه آوا رو به مدرسه بردم. دیدن دختر من با موی تراشیده در
میون بقیه شاگردها تماشائی بود. آوا بسوی من برگشت و برایم دست
تکان داد. من هم دستی تکان دادم و لبخند زدم
Just Then, A Boy Alighted From A Car, And Shouted,
'Ava, Please Wait For Me!'
در همین لحظه پسری از یک اتومبیل بیرون آمد و با صدای بلند آوا را صدا
کرد و گفت، آوا، صبر کن تا من بیام
What Struck Me Was The Hairless Head Of That Boy.
'May Be, That Is The in-Stuff', I Thought.
چیزی که باعث حیرت من شد دیدن سر بدون موی آن پسر بود. با خودم
فکر کردم، پس موضوع اینه
'Sir, UR Daughter Ava is Great indeed!'
Without introducing Herself, A Lady Got Out Of The Car,
And Continued, 'That Boy Who is Walking Along With Ur Daughter is
My Son Bomi.
خانمی که از آن اتومبیل بیرون آمده بود بدون آنکه خودش رو معرفی کنه
گفت، دختر شما، آوا، واقعا فوق العاده ست. و در ادامه گفت، پسری که
داره با دختر شما میره پسر منه
He is Suffering From... Leukemia'.
She Paused To Muffle Her Sobs.
'Harish Could Not Attend The School For The Whole Of The Last
Month.
He Lost All His Hair Due To The Side Effects Of The Chemotherapy.
اون سرطان خون داره. زن مکث کرد تا صدای هق هق خودش رو خفه کنه.
در تمام ماه گذشته هریش نتونست به مدرسه بیاد. بر اثر عوارض جانبی
شیمی درمانی تمام موهاشو از دست داده
He Refused To Come Back To School Fearing The Unintentional But
Cruel Teasing Of The Schoolmates.
نمی خواست به مدرسه برگرده. آخه می ترسید هم کلاسی هاش بدون
اینکه قصدی داشته باشن مسخره ش کنن
Ava Visited Him Last Week, And Promised Him That She Will Take
Care Of The Teasing Issue.
But, I Never Imagined She Would Sacrifice Her Lovely Hair For The
Sake Of My Son !!!!!
آوا هفته پیش اون رو دید و بهش قول داد که ترتیب مسئله اذیت کردن بچه ها رو بده. اما، حتی فکرشو هم نمی کردم که اون موهای زیباشو فدای پسر من کنه
Sir, You And Your Wife Are Blessed To Have Such A Noble Soul As Your Daughter.'
آقا، شما و همسرتون از بنده های محبوب خداوند هستین که دختری با چنین روح بزرگی دارین
I Stood Transfixed And Then, I Wept.
'My Little Angel, You Are Teaching Me How Selfless Real Love Is..........
سر جام خشک شده بودم. و... شروع کردم به گریستن. فرشته کوچولوی من، تو بمن درس دادی که فهمیدم عشق واقعی یعنی چی
"The Happiest People On This Planet Are Not Those Who Live On Their Own Terms
But Are Those Who Change Their Terms For The Ones Whom They Love !!"
Think About This
خوشبخت ترین مردم در روی این کره خاکی کسانی نیستن که آنجور که می خوان زندگی می کنن. آنها کسانی هستن که خواسته های خودشون رو بخاطر کسانی که دوستشون دارن تغییر میدن
به این مسئله فکر کنین
As we progress through to the end of 2011, I want to thank you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.
I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.
I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.
I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose.
Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.
I can't touch any woman's handbag for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public toilet.
I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS for the email about rat poo in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.
ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I can't have a drink in a bar because I fear I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone.
I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.
I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
I no longer buy gas without taking someone along to watch the car, so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.
I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.
AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me for life.
I no longer go to the cinema because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down.
I no longer go to shopping centres because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan ..
THANKS TO YOU I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt.
AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can't ever pick up a 10 cent coin dropped in the car park because it was probably placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.
I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's beautician . .
Oh, and by the way.....
A German scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse.
Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.
P. S. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet.
NOW YOU HAVE YOURSELF A VERY GOOD DAY…
Hunt Camp
Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days
before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he
isn't going.
Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there
with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Dang man, how long you been here,
and how did you talk your wife into letting you go
?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday."
"
Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair at home and my wife came up
behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said. 'guess Who?' I pulled her
hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and
rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!
She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do
whatever you want."
So, here I am.
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پروفسور ارنست برنک کلمبیایی جمله ای را اختراع کرد که تنها با قراردادن یک کلمه در همه نقاط ممکن آن، معنای متفاوتی به خود می گرفت:
جمله: I hit him in the eye yesterday
و کلمه مورد نظر : "ONLY"
1. ONLY I hit him in the eye yesterday. (No one else did.)
2. I ONLY hit him in the eye yesterday. (Did not slap him.)
3. I hit ONLY him in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit others.)
4. I hit him ONLY in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit outside the eye.)
5. I hit him in ONLY the eye yesterday. (Not other organs.)
6. I hit him in the ONLY eye yesterday. (He doesn't have another eye.)
7. I hit him in the eye ONLY yesterday. (Not today.)
8. I hit him in the eye yesterday ONLY. (Did not wait for today.)
Troops in Afghanistan prove yet again they have retained their sense of humor. One of them sent this: "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..." 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two. 10. You've always
While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car.
مرد آن چنان عصباني شد كه دست پسرش را در دست گرفت و چند بار محكم پشت دست او زد بدون انكه به دليل خشم متوجه شده باشد كه با آچار پسرش را تنبيه نموده
In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times not realizing he was using a wrench.
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وقتي كه پسر چشمان اندوهناك پدرش را ديد از او پرسيد "پدر كي انگشتهاي من در خواهند آمد" !
When the child saw his father with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'
آن مرد آنقدر مغموم بود كه هچي نتوانست بگويد به سمت اتوبيل برگشت وچندين باربا لگدبه آن زد
The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times.
حيران و سرگردان از عمل خويش روبروي اتومبيل نشسته بود و به خطوطي كه پسرش روي آن انداخته بود نگاه مي كرد . او نوشته بود " دوستت دارم پدر"
Devastated by his own actions, sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD
روز بعد آن مرد خودكشي كرد
The next day that man committed suicide. . .
خشم و عشق حد و مرزي ندارنددومي ( عشق) را انتخاب كنيد تا زندكي دوست داشتني داشته باشيد و اين را به ياد داشته باشيدكه
Anger and Love have no limits; choose the latter tohave a beautiful, lovely life & remember this:
اشياء براي استفاد شدن و انسانها براي دوست داشتن مي باشند
Things are to be used and people are to be loved.
در حاليك امروزه از انسانها استفاده مي شود و اشياء دوست داشته مي شوند.
The problem in today's world is that people are used while things are loved.
همواره در ذهن داشته باشيد كه:
Let's try always to keep this thought in mind:
اشياء براي استفاد شدن و انسانها براي دوست داشتن مي باشند
Things are to be used,People are to be loved.
مراقب افكارتان باشيد كه تبديل به گفتارتان ميشوند
Watch your thoughts; they become words.
مراقب گفتارتان باشيد كه تبديل به رفتار تان مي شود
Watch your words; they become actions.
مراقب رفتار تان باشيدكه تبديل به عادت مي شود
Watch your actions; they become habits.
مراقب عادات خود باشيدشخصيت شما مي شود
Watch your habits; they become character;
مراقب شخصيت خود باشيدكه سرنوشت شما مي شود
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
خوشحالم كه دوستي اين پيام را براي ياد آوري به من فرستاد
I'm glad a friend forwarded this to me as a reminder
قورباغه ها
Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs.... Who arranged a running competition.
روزی از روزها گروهی از قورباغه های کوچیک تصمیم گرفتند که با
هم مسابقه ی دو بدند .
The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.
هدف مسابقه رسیدن به نوک یک برج خیلی بلند بود .
A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants. ...
جمعیت زیادی برای دیدن مسابقه و تشویق قورباغه ها جمع شده بودند ...
The race began....
و مسابقه شروع شد ....
Honestly,no one in crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower.
راستش, کسی توی جمعیت باور نداشت که قورباغه های به این کوچیکی بتوانند به نوک برج برسند .
You heard statements such as:
شما می تونستید جمله هایی مثل اینها را بشنوید :
'Oh, WAY too difficult!!'
' اوه,عجب کار مشکلی !!'
'They will NEVER make it to the top.'
'اونها هیچ وقت به نوک برج نمی رسند
.'
or:
یا :
'Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!'
'هیچ شانسی برای موفقیتشون نیست.برج خیلی بلند ه !'
The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one....
قورباغه های کوچیک یکی یکی شروع به افتادن کردند ...
Except for those, who in a fresh tempo, were climbing higher and higher....
بجز بعضی که هنوز با حرارت داشتند بالا وبالاتر می رفتند ...
The crowd continued to yell, 'It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!'
جمعیت هنوز ادامه می داد,'خیلی مشکله!!!هیچ کس موفق نمی شه !'
More tiny frogs got tired and gave up....
و تعداد بیشتری از قورباغه ها خسته می شدند و از ادامه دادن منصرف
...
But ONE continued higher and higher and higher....
ولی فقط یکی به رفتن ادامه داد بالا, بالا و باز هم بالاتر ....
This one wouldn't give up!
این یکی نمی خواست منصرف بشه !
At the end everyone else had given up climbing the
tower. Except for the one tiny frog who, after a big effort, was the only one who reached the top!
بالاخره بقیه ازادامه ی بالا رفتن منصرف شدند.به جز اون قورباغه
کوچولو که بعد از تلاش زیاد تنها کسی بود که به نوک رسید !
THEN all of the other tiny frogs naturally wanted to
know how this one frog managed to do it?
بقیه ی قورباغه ها مشتاقانه می خواستند بدانند او چگونه این کا ر رو
انجام داده؟
A contestant asked the tiny frog how he had found the strength to succeed and reach the goal?
اونا ازش پرسیدند که چطور قدرت رسیدن به نوک برج و موفق شدن رو پیدا کرده؟
It turned out....
و مشخص شد که ...
That the winner was DEAF!!!!
برنده ی مسابقه کر بوده !!!
The wisdom of this story is:
Never listen to other people's tendencies to be negative or pessimistic. ... because they take your
most wonderful dreams and wishes away from you -- the ones you have in
your heart!
Always think of the power words have.
Because everything you hear and read will affect your actions!
نتیجه ی اخلا قی این داستان اینه که :
هیچ وقت به جملات منفی و مأیوس کننده ی دیگران گوش ندید... چون
اونا زیبا ترین رویا ها و آرزوهای شما رو ازتون می گیرند--چیز هایی که از ته دلتون آرزوشون رو دارید !
همیشه به
قدرت کلمات فکر کنید .
چون هر چیزی که می خونید یا می شنوید روی اعمال شما تأثیر میگذاره
Therefore:
پس :
ALWAYS be....
همیشه ....
POSITIVE!
مثبت فکر کنید !
And above all:
و بالاتر از اون
Be DEAF when people tell YOU that you cannot fulfill your dreams!
کر بشید هر وقت کسی خواست به شما بگه که به آرزوهاتون نخواهید
رسید !
Always think:
و هیشه باور داشته باشید :
God and I can do this!
من همراه خدای خودم همه کار می تونم بکنم
Pass this message on to 5 'tiny frogs' you care about.
این متن رو به 5 "قورباغه كوچولو" که براتون اهمیت دارند بفرستید .
Give them some motivation!! !
In a wine factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
مسئول تست کردن شراب های يک شرابسازی می ميرد، مدير کارخانه شرابسازی دنبال يک مسئول تست ديگر می گردد تا استخدام کند
يک فرد مست با لباس ژنده و پاره برای گرفتن شغل درخواست می دهد
مدير کارخانه فکر می کند چطور اورا رد کند.
They tested him.
They gave him a glass of wine. He tried it and said,
"It’s red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That’s correct", said the boss.
اورا تست می کنند.
به او يک گيلاش شراب می دهند و می خواهند که آنرا تست کند آزمايش می کند و می گويد
شراب قرمز، مسکات، سه ساله، و در بخش شمالی تپه رشد کرده و در ظرف فلزی عمل آمده است
مدير شرابسازی می گويد درست است
Another glass.
"It’s red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."
"Correct."
گيلاس ديگری به او می دهند
اين يکی شراب قرمز کابرنه هشت ساله و در بخش جنوبی تپه رشد کرده و در چليک چوبی عمل آمده است
درست است.
The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic applicant tried it.
"It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also name the father
مدير موسسه که متعجب شده است با چشمکی به منشی پيشنهادی میکند. او يک گيلاس ادرار می آورد. فرد الکلی آنرا آزمايش می کند. و می گويد
بلوند، 26 ساله، سه ماهه حامله است و اگر کار را به من ندهيد نام پدرش را هم خواهم گفت.